Dark Skies (2013) Online Streaming

Diverting but dumb and more goth than gothic, Blade: Trinity builds up to a less-than-epochal smackdown.. A smart little chiller, one that can be read as a metaphor for the American family in crisis during tough economic times or merely as a tense exploration of things that go bump in the night.. It all suggests a cinematic identity crisis.. Time and again, Stewart squanders the opportunity to do anything remotely interesting or worthwhile .... Lacks anything vaguely resembling a plot, while fai...

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Piranha 3D (2010) Spille Streaming

What is disturbing is the talent and distinction of much of the cast, whose mere presence seems to signify an element of smart, self-conscious fun that the movie does not really supply.. Smarter and more original than most [Dead Teenager Movies].. Final destination? Video store bins.. Piranha 3D ends the summer on a note of shamelessly entertaining B movie bottomfeeding.. For most of Piranha 3D, Aja skates along the line separating satire/camp from horror without straying into the realm of outri...

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Constantine (2005) Online Streaming

Blazes few new trails and bogs down in a confusing narrative muddle.. Occasionally, Reeves forgets what movie he's in and strikes a Neo-like pose.. Peppered with so many neat touches, it almost doesn't matter the story is a muddle.. You can just picture the meeting: A few guys in Prada suits sit around an L.A. boardroom table going, 'The Matrix meets The Exorcist, huh . . .? With Keanu? I like it. No wait - I love it.'. Reeves plays one of the comic-book world's most intriguing antiheroes in an ...

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進撃の巨人 (2015) Download Film

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Antichrist (2009) Download Fuld

Keanu Reeves is -- let me just get this off my chest -- very good.. It's just so awful that the crew must have been snickering.. Halfway through Constantine, a fully clad Keanu Reeves steps into a shallow pail of water, sits on a chair next to it and holds a cat in his lap.. Peaks early, then descends into portentous nonsense.. . Makes repeated visits to a hell that looks to have been designed by Hieronymus Bosch in collaboration with Gianni Versace for a Marilyn Manson arena tour.. Please don't...

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The Hallow (2015) Fuld Streaming

The film conceals as much as it reveals, and its beauty is that it pretends to do nothing else. It embraces a mystery and protects it, and it’s thrilling to behold.. Absolutely one of the greatest, most cringe-worthy movies I've ever seen.. Music perfectly fits with the movie, the story can't tear myself away from the screen for hours. Really GREAT movie!!. The excellent performances by the cast are also what raise this movie well above your ordinary action movie.. A movie can have a superb sto...

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Ghost Ship (2002) Se Streaming

Thank you for giving information about the film. this a good movie to be watched for sure.. I really like this movie. thank you. The whole thing plays out with the drowsy heaviness of synchronized swimmer wearing a wool wetsuit.. Absolutely one of the greatest, most cringe-worthy movies I've ever seen.. A masterpiece of genre film-making, really worth to watch.. Music perfectly fits with the movie, the story can't tear myself away from the screen for hours. Really GREAT movie!!. The best movie I...

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Knowing (2009) Spille Streaming

The draggy, lurching two hours of Knowing will make you long for the end of the world, even as you worry that there will not be time for all your questions to be answered.. A pretty good buildup to OK payoff without any real surprises en route makes Dark Skies feel just enough above average to make one wish it had one memorable spark of conceptual inspiration up its sleeve.. If Alex Proyas' Knowing were reasonably entertaining -- instead of just dour, pointless and tedious -- it would be a camp ...

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Vampire Academy (2014) Fuld Streaming

It's "Twilight" as directed by Mark Waters, of "Mean Girls." It's an idea that might have been intriguing 15 years ago, before those movies existed.. If a supernatural teen film ever required CliffsNotes, it would be this one.. For the target audience - teen girls likely to spend as much time gossiping in the theater lobby as they are to actually watch the movie - "Vampire Academy" is pure catnip.. Not only plays like the crassest possible mashup of "Harry Potter" and "Twilight" elements, but se...

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Byzantium (2013) Download Film

Thank you for giving information about the film. this a good movie to be watched for sure.. I really like this movie. thank you. Jordan is no stranger to the yearnings of vampires. He directed Interview With the Vampire. But Byzantium is a kinder, gentler yet pretty durn bloody affair.. Go ahead, bite.. Unfortunately, the story never grabs hold as insistently as Jordan's tone and visual artistry.. A drama that feels both strenuously earnest and impossible to take seriously.. This feels tired as ...

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Blade: Trinity (2004) Online Streaming

The only one who seems to be having much fun, though, is Parker Posey, camping it up as one of the vampires.. It all suggests a cinematic identity crisis.. If ever there was a case for quitting while you're behind, this Blade is it -- ready to be buried in a vat of garlic.. I hope this is the end, that it's three and out for the Blade franchise.. Posey continues to find work, and even in a movie as beneath her as this one is, she's always fully engaged. The rest of Blade: Trinity is content to c...

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Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) Se Fuld Film

Knowingly blends Eighties cheese with Nineties snark -- a combination that works better than it sounds.. The film isn't funny enough for comedy or scary enough for horror, and the anachronisms are ludicrous.. There isn't much to this beyond the poorly staged, rapidly edited violence; the witches, all but devoid of backstory, are basically canvasses for cartoon splatter.. This may be the longest 90 minutes you ever spend in a theater. You've been warned.. The movie has been sitting on the shelf f...

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AVP: Aliens vs. Predator 2 (2007) Fuld Film Streaming

The excellent performances by the cast are also what raise this movie well above your ordinary action movie.. The action is rendered with such disconcertingly low light levels -- and of course there is heavy rain for the climatic sequences -- that it can be a strain to simply see what is occurring on-screen. Then again, maybe that's for the best.. Thank you for giving information about the film. this a good movie to be watched for sure.. Every minute of this action packed movie is amazing. This ...

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Dawn of the Dead (2004) Se Fuld Film

[Sarah Polly] pretty much owns the picture, beginning with a slam-dunk prologue that establishes right off that this isn't your dad's Dawn, despite a plot that hews fairly closely to the original movie.. It's silly, witty and good-natured, not scary so much as icky, and not horrifying or horrible but consistently amusing.. A slow-burning found-footage suspenser with some mildly clever twists and a knockout payoff.. Despite much old-school splatter, it's seldom frightening and oddly unfunny.. Fun...

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Dark Shadows (2012) Online Streaming

"Dark Shadows'' certainly has its moments, especially when Barnabas and Angelique hilariously wreck her office during a surreal, CGI-fueled, PG-rated tryst.. Dark Shadows' only meaningful relationship is between Depp and his audience. He's a persona now, no longer an actor.. Burton's offbeat montages are amusing, but the story's slow start and overblown conclusion make Dark Shadows half a good movie.. Burton's offbeat montages are amusing, but the story's slow start and overblown conclusion make...

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Scooby-Doo 2: Uhyrerne Er Løs (2004) Se Streaming

Monstrously silly.. The film conceals as much as it reveals, and its beauty is that it pretends to do nothing else. It embraces a mystery and protects it, and it’s thrilling to behold.. A masterpiece of genre film-making, really worth to watch.. I really like this movie. thank you. What I felt as I watched Scooby-Doo was not the intense dislike I had for the first film, but a kind of benign indifference.. Little more than 91 minutes of cheesy special effects in search of a remotely coherent sto...

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Daybreakers (2009) Spille Streaming

Writer-directors Michael and Peter Spierig equip this unpretentious, low-budget, high-functioning shocker with some sharp satirical teeth, and Dafoe has a ball behind his Manson goatee.. The excellent performances by the cast are also what raise this movie well above your ordinary action movie.. A masterpiece of genre film-making, really worth to watch.. An ambitious premise about a future world ruled by corporate vampires is explored with some intelligence, sly humour and blood-splattering brio...

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Underworld: Awakening (2012) Se Streaming

Watching the film is strangely like looking at the same three still frames of supernatural battles over and over for 90 minutes.. [The] latest, dreadful entry in the vampires-battling-werewolves franchise.. The best movie I've ever seen. amazing in every acting of the players as real and natural.. Beckinsale's Selene is back with a vengeance, that famous black catsuit and two fully cocked pistols, having wisely sat out the wretched third installment of the franchise. Don't expect much more than ...

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Dracula Untold (2014) Se Streaming

If this Dracula can kill hundreds of enemies by himself - and he can, and does, in several dull and protracted battle scenes - then where's the suspense? If he's become a monster for noble reasons, then where's the dark conflict?. Aesthetically, Insidious operates at the level of a decent high school video project.. Not terrifically good, but moviegoers will get what they're expecting.. Absolutely one of the greatest, most cringe-worthy movies I've ever seen.. The final shocker succeeds in shock...

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Krampus (2015) Download Film

Every minute of this action packed movie is amazing. This is the single best movie I have ever seen. All of the actors do great jobs at their roles from the villains to the side characters they all give convincing performances.. Music perfectly fits with the movie, the story can't tear myself away from the screen for hours. Really GREAT movie!!. Thank you for giving information about the film. this a good movie to be watched for sure.. A masterpiece of genre film-making, really worth to watch.. ...

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